BECAUSE DEMONS FLY COACH!
From Bipartisan Report. Apparently, it’s too hard to walk up and down the aisle and chat with God on a commercial flight, as
- Other people on the plane look at you funny, and
- There are DEMONS on commercial flights.
Go on—read the article. We’ll wait …..
Beyond the sheer absurdity of the claim, I think these guys need a refresher on their bibles. Like this verse:
And when you pray, you shall not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men. Assuredly, I say to you, they have their reward. But you, when you pray, go into your room, and when you have shut your door, pray to your Father who is in the secret place; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you openly. And when you pray, do not use vain repetitions as the heathen do. For they think that they will be heard for their many words. Therefore do not be like them. For your Father knows the things you have need of before you ask Him. (Matthew 6:5–8)
Even more—the folks who send these guys money need to brush up on their bibles before opening their wallets any further.
And BTW, I fly coach. I’m easy to spot … I’m the demon in the window seat just behind the wing.
#stampoutstupid